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Executive Summary

A mathematician by training and analog engineer by trade,
I enjoy designing and implementing calibrated solutions to "wicked problems."
Consider no ask inappropriate,
as my practice deliberately excludes floor and ceiling on any axis.

FAQ

  1. What are you trying to do? Contribute my best efforts to New York City (and, hence, the universe).
  2. How far along are you? In too deep to quit. Fuck sunk cost.
  3. Where are you currently / where have you been? See here.
  4. Are you... okay? More than okay. I'm doing great, thank you for asking!
  5. Why do you not trust tech beyond, like, 1980 or so? Because the tech simply cannot be trusted. In the words of bunnie, "if you can't hack it, you don't own it."
  6. ...yet you're online. Yes. You got me. The juice of the apple is sweet, I cannot deny. Turns out it is useful for more than bonking Newtons.
  7. What should I study in undergrad? I dunno, what programming language should you learn to be good at code? Also, have you considered just using the library without paying tuition? Sometimes they just let you in. (I studied math, classics, and some chemistry/physics while in the academy.)
  8. What is your classical/rapid/blitz rating in chess? ELO is for scalars. Same as IQ, honestly.
  9. I interacted with you in person and you were rather unsettling. Not a question.

RAQ

i.e. trivia (thanks pg + vEnhance for the idea!).

  1. How old are you? I was born 5 November 1996 at 11:30AM, in Mount Sinai Icahn Main Campus, NYC.
  2. MBTI type? INTP, more or less.
  3. Wait, you buy that stuff? Not entirely, but others do, and I want to help.
  4. Favorite OS? Ubuntu LTS. Not joking. Previously Arch and OpenBSD.
  5. Theism or atheism? Some other third thing.
  6. Problem of evil? Heisenberg uncertainty principle.
  7. Favorite $THING? Here.
  8. Schooling and education? Here.
  9. How do I talk to you for free? Holler at me on the streets of NYC.